in the quotation marks is the patient, my response is right after
"are you a doctor" - no i just dress up as one for halloween... "but todays not halloween" - oh, in that case yes, yes i am
"doctor how old are you" - 45 - " really?" - no
"doc my hurts when i move it this way" - im pretty sure you know how this ones gonna end
"this is my 14th pregnancy" wtf... do you use birthcontrol "no" -- why not--- " i dont like how condoms feel, i have sex with multiple guys so i cant use the iud, the patch hurts, the pill makes me fat" --- im pretty sure being pregnant makes people fat too., how bout no more sex? "are you kidding"
"i have 3 daughters that would be perfect for you" --- all three at the same time? "maybe" --- wtf
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loool..!!
ReplyDelete14th pregnancy? she was quite a strong lady..!! will u help her giving birth too?? =p
Plan B?
ReplyDeleteSome people are unbelievable. I love the "are you a doctor" one. I'm going to start using that line at my job.
ReplyDeleteI just recently started following. I'm a medical coder so I'm loving this perspective. Very funny!
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