Thursday, April 15, 2010

contacts

while working in an ER, patient walks in at around 4am complaining of having both his contacts roll to the back of his eyes. i wear contacts, i know it sucks to lose them, so i sat down with him for an hour trying to find them, literally did every test i could to locate them and just couldnt. all i could see was fingerprints and scratches on his eyes from him touching it so much.
so at about 530 i was finally like, listen ,do you even wear contacts? hes like you know what? no actually i dont....
i looked at him , put my head down and just walked away

6 comments:

  1. lol!thats nuts! :)) cracked me up!

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  2. This is crazy. Haha. I just became your new follower!

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  3. philly?! which hospital?

    there are many people like this in all of them! (well probably, but i know for a fact there are nutsos like this in at least 3 of them!)

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  4. Wow. We live in a truly ignorant society.

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  5. Haha, wicked story. Can't wait to hear more!

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  6. over at Lehigh Valley, just an hour outside of philly, really nice place, have you ever been there?
    yea i honestly think 50% of the patients that walk into an ER are nuts lol

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